S&S '08 Ep. 1 Picspam! (Part II)

2008-01-04T04:01:52Z

No fat kid in this part. :( But we shall make do anyway!

The Dashwoods have finally arrived at their rabbit hutch.

And it's ~~Mr. Weasley~~ Sir John Middleton! He loves ~~muggles~~ company.

The Dashwood girls don't understand his obsession with muggles, unfortunately.

And now after being dragged to Sir John's, the Dashwoods all dress in coordinating Easter colors.

Mrs. Jennings = original Gossip Girl.

Marianne spouts romantic drivel while we laugh at her. No, Marianne, you will not always love the first man who molests your ankle, sorry.

Colonel Brandon is finally introduced and totally has the hots for Marianne.

Brandon!brooding. He agonizes over whether or not crushing on a 17 year old girl is kind of creepy.

Marianne doesn't approve of his 35 year old ogling.

Brandon: "Your playing was...nice."

Marianne: "Um, k."

But the Colonel doesn't give up! He brings flowers that he gives to Mrs. Dashwood but would have preferred to give to Marianne since he doesn't have the hots for the mom.

And music for Marianne. Aw.

Brandon: "Have my babies, plz."

Mrs. Jennings has no idea what she's talking about.

Elinor: "Mrs. Jennings, you realize you're full of shit, right?"

Marianne finds Brandon's hots for her vexing. She only wants a man who will recite poetry and then dump her later.

Oh, yo ho, it's the Colonel again! But poor guy is left to hang out with everyone but his true love because Marianne is too busy running into ankle-fondling rakes.

Margaret doesn't approve of her stupid sister.

Marianne waxes poetic about some felicity. Margaret thinks she's an idiot.

Mrs. Dashwood: "Sorry Colonel, Marianne is out falling down hills. She'll brb."

::FALLS::

Aw, crap, it's Willoughby. DON'T DO IT, MARIANNE.

Willoughby: "I have experience in these things!"

::fondles:: Yeah, I bet you do.

Too bad Willoughby didn't just continue falling off that cliff...

RLY, MARIANNE, DUN DO IT.

Elinor thinks Willoughby is full of crap.

OH MARIANNE, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Marianne, he's reciting poetry by a guy who slept with his sister. DUN DO IT!!

Ah crap, you did it.

Elinor says that you're full of crap.

But, yo ho again, it's the Colonel! Come to check on his true love. But since he does not say it in a limerick he is ignored.

But wait, there's something between the Colonel and Willoughby! OH NOES.

Brandon: "Aaw, shit."

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The End of Episode I! Hope you enjoyed!

S&S '08 Ep. 1 Picspam! (Part I)

2008-01-03T07:38:28Z

We have skipped over the first two minutes. Yes, Andrew Davies, we know you love teh sexxing. No, we don't really care.

The Dashwoods have lost their father/husband and now are being kicked out of their lovely house. :(

ILOVETHISFATKID. He cracks me up. I want one.

See? He doesn't even speak and he manages to be brilliant.

Cut to the awkward dinner party. Marianne thinks you should DIAF.

Oooooh, how I looooove these dishes!

Poor Elinor has to do everything. :(

"Would you have us live in a rabbit hutch????"
"Well, yeah, we're dirt broke, Mom."

And Margaret coming from underneath the bed. I like that she's really been given a role. She's such a cute brat.

Elinor reminiscing about her father, which I thought was a sweet part to include.

"No, I wasn't smacking a carpet!" as Elinor runs into Edward for the first time.

O RLY??

And Elinor starts to fall for Edward as he whines about his life. But he's pretty so it's ok.

I am a surprisingly interesting version of Edward, aren't I?

Margaret doesn't approve of the fat cousin riding her pony.

But it's ok, Edward saves the day!

He likes kids! Aw.

Marianne thinks Edward is dullsville.

"They've formed an attachment."

"Do you love him?"

Wut?

You should be stupid like me and throw yourself at him only to be dumped later.

Edward's too busy for that!

Cut to Fanny and Mrs. Dashwood.

"Edward has to marry a rich girl, sry bb<3"

More E&E cuteness.

Edward brooding for no reason BUT WE ALL KNOW WHY ALREADY B/C WE SAW S&S '95.

Margaret's a fierce bitch, I luv her.

E&E in the library...

Edward: "So, um, ya know, yer real nice, Elinor..."

Elinor: "...Yes, Edward?"

Edward: "Er...thanks fer...being mah friend. That's all even though I flirted with you and stuff."

Elinor: :'(

Edward: "Erm, here's a book. Since yer mah friend and all."

ILOVETHISKIDLOL

Edward!Angst HE MUST HAVE SOME DARK DARK DARK SECRET!! ~~aka Lucy Snowe~~

More Edward!Angst. I approve of Dan Stevens.

Poor Elinor. Only managed to get a book from him.

:'(

Don't rub it in or anything, Edward.

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Caps by: composim
End of Part I! The second due up sometime. :)

crack the shutters open wide I wanna bathe you in the light of day

S&S '08 Ep. 1 Picspam! (Part II)

S&S '08 Ep. 1 Picspam! (Part I)